Josiah Virgin

His surname being ironically acquired from a long line of Ladies' Men, Josiah frequently finds himself being chased by hysteric women uncontrollably attracted to his most masculine of beards. Josiah will sometimes sojourn from his Samson-like powers by graciously shaving clean for a role, which he then must repeat on-set every 2 hours and 45 minutes to avoid a visible shadow during close-ups.